I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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