Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
