to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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