I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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