can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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