is your mom at the bar?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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