he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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