pedialite and red bull = repair kit
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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