I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize