No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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