Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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