This is not my ceiling
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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