The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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