you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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