now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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