I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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