STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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