We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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