He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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