I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you have to choose: penises or morals?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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