Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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