would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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