I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize