whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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