Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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