Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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