ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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