In the future we'll all be gay
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
And the cops told us we were all naked.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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