I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I bet he comes in French.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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