i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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