her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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