if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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