I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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