I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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