508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was born a porn star she said
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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