Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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