I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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