I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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