where does the pee come out of this thing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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