i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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