can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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