Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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