D3 body, D1 cock
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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