Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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