If that was your dad, he is hot
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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