oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Say something about gay babies.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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