I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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