I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
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how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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