Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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