its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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