how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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