I hate your face
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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