Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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