dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Those nachos came to me in a dream
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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