Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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