New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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