we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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