I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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