I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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